Good Morning!

I don’t usually get up this early, especially when I have no job, no school, and no important obligations…but today I felt it necessary. Why, you ask? Because of the damned fire alarms!! What better way to start the day than by meeting your disgruntled, half-awake neighbors in the parking lot? We watched 3 fire trucks pull up, 5 fully geared (I’m talking axes, hoses, the whole works) firemen go into the building, and then a few minutes later camly walk out. SURPRISE! There was no fire. AGAIN. What is wrong with this place?

Maybe I’ll make a sign and hang it up somewhere… “Whoever set off the fire alarms this morning, please meet me in the parking lot Sunday at noon for an ass-beating”

Or…maybe I’ll go back to bed.

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10.04.03 / 12:55 pm
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