Management Retards

I am now the proud owner of a shiny new PowerBook. Mmmmmm….PowerBook…

Lemme tell ya though, getting this thing was nothing but a pain in the ass. Not so much ordering it, or parting with the money, but more getting it delivered. I obsessively tracked it online, and at 10:30 am Monday, it had supposedly been delivered and signed for by “W. Young at 9:20am”. I ran down to the apartment leasing office and said “Hey, I’ve got a package here for me. It was delivered at 9:20, and signed for by W. Young”. To that they said “Hmmm…We don’t know any W. Young….and no packages arrived. We weren’t even here at that time”. Great. They then suggested that I check with the construction workers, because maybe it was delivered to them. I checked, and they didn’t know anything either. So I went back to the room, called up Airborne Express and explained the situation. Airborne called the driver and the driver said “The package was signed for by an African American gentleman, approximately 40 years of age, with a goatee.”. I took this new information and marched back down to the management retards. I said “My package was delivered at 9:20 this morning. It was signed for by a W. Young who is described as being an African American gentleman with a goatee, approximately 40 years of age”. The retards talked amongst themselves…and then the head retard says “Hmm….Maybe that’s Wesley Young….”

Let that sink in for a minute. W. Young. Could that possibly be Wesley Young? Hmmm. I just don’t know… Morons!