‘arry Potta

I finally did it. After weeks of hounding from bethshmack and sarahelaine115 I finally read the first Harry Potter book, and liked it. The news of this has set the two of them into a frenzy. Soon, they’re going to tell the whole Harry Potter fan club that they have a “new prospect” and that he must be “converted”. Soon, all the dorks** will be hounding me to join the fan club, buy the books, buy the movies, get a harry potter tattoo, etc etc etc. So I would like to take this opportunity to address all the geeks.

Attention, frenzied Harry Potter fans: Settle down. I have a long way to go to even come close to your level of Harry Potter fandom. I have read the Sorcerer’s stone ONCE. I have seen both movies no more than TWICE. I do not own any Harry Potter underpants, tee shirts, figurines, dolls, bed sheets, blankets, scarfs, posters, or hand made wands. I have never written any fan fiction, and have never drawn a lightning bolt on my head. So please, chill.

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