voting

I voted. And it was good.

I reeeeaaaaally hope dumbass gets out of the white house and frankenstein gets put in.

So make a difference, you bastards, and get out there and vote… Unless you’re going to vote for Nader, then you don’t have to go anywhere! You can vote from the comfort of your office chair (see instructions below).

HOW TO VOTE FOR RALPH NADER FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR OFFICE CHAIR.

1. Get out a piece of paper. Flourescent paper *may* make your vote count more.
2. Get out your trusty black permanent marker.
3. PRINT the following information on the (hopefully flourescent) piece of paper: Name, Address, Phone Number, Drivers License Number and the last 4 digits of your social security number. Along with that information, write “I WANT RALPH NADER TO BE MY PRESIDENT” and sign your name.
4. Walk over to the nearest paper shredder. (This requires you to leave the comfort of your office chair. Sorry.)
5. Place paper in the “infeed”. Watch your fingers!
6. Wait until shredding has completed.
7. Consider your vote cast! Congratulations!

I guess we’ll find out how the chips fall tonight. I’m planning on staying up late and watching the results with some fools. And by the time we know for sure who will be leading this country for the next 4 years, I won’t give a stuff because I’ll be wasted. May I suggest you do the same. Tuesday night party, ahoy!

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