It’s a kettle!!

Some of you long time blog readers may remember me venting about my
ex-boss who I fondly referred to as “D-Rock”.  Well, he’s at it
again, being a psycho nut case.  Seriously, he’s crazy, I swear.

Here are two emails he sent the entire company today.  The colors were in there too.

EMAIL #1:

We have a new hot water unit in the kitchen area.  It is NOT
industrial, so please be gentle.  Here are some highlights of how
to use it (also posted on the wall in the kitchen):

1. Water only
2. Do not immerse any part of the unit in water
3. Be careful not to spill water on the power base
4. Raise the on/off lever before removing the unit from the base
5. Do not fill above the MAX level
6. Make sure water is at least at the Minimum level prior to heating
7. Kettle will automatically turn off when water comes to a boil
8. To start heating process, press the the on/off lever down
9. Red light indicates that the water is heating

Enjoy!


EMAIL #2:

Please be aware — the water is EXTREMELY hot out of this unit.  This unit boils the water.  So� you may need to add a little cold water before you try to just down it.

And then at the company lunch meeting today, he summarized email #1 just incase we missed any of the intricacies, I guess.

Good god.  It’s a fucking kettle.  A kettle!!!

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