Guidelines For Greetings Involving The Day Of The Week

I do believe that the phrase “Happy Friday!” is on the same level level as “A Case Of The Mondays”, and I am still in a state of disbelief that I work at an institution that embraces both of these phrases.

The following is a guideline for greetings involving a comment about the day of the week.  I should note, while not absolutely necessary it is preferred to use alliteration.

• Good
• Thirsty Thursday
• Better
• Taco Tuesday
• Best
• Thor Thursday
• Fuck You Friday — “Have a Fuck You Friday!”

Saturday and Sunday need not be referred to, as they are universally accepted as the best days, and complimenting them any more would only give them an ego problem.  Monday, on the other hand, is generally accepted as the worst day, and all that could be said about it has already been said, so it’s best not to say anything (unless you want to sound like a jackass).  And per usual, Wednesday gets shit on.