Another Q&A

Q: Why do you do like Q&As?
A: Because then I don’t have to try as hard.

Q: What are you doing right now?
A: Eating cheesecake, and drinking wine.

Q: Aren’t you at work?
A: Yes.

Q: Uh, isn’t that, I don’t know. Wrong?
A: It’s the “holiday party”, and there’s booze flowing left and right. Unfortunately, there’s also a crowd of morons making awkward small-talk, which really, is my own version of hell. I need a lifeboat, i.e. someone I actually like here who I can talk to for more than 5 minutes and more importantly, can be honest about what I really think.

“She might be the most annoying person I’ve ever met”.  There’s something I can’t say to people here.

Q: Dude, you’re a whiner.
A: Yeah? Well you look fat in those pants.

Q: Is the semester over yet?
A: Yes, I took my final yesterday. It’s a toss up as to how I did. It was harder than I thought it would be.

Q: Any big plans, now that you’re not shackled to your computer?
A: Overall, to jump off the wagon (done!), and otherwise, work on some nerdy side projects and hang out. I’m going home to Christmas for 5 days, too. It’s the first time the entire family (including Maggie) has been in the same place. This could get ugly.

Sorry, I was just interrupted by a coworker trying to ask me some work related questions. I’ve had a glass of some some heavily spiked eggnog, and a glass of wine, and didn’t have the mental capacity to process her request. I did, however, have the will-power to refrain from bursting out laughing when I realized I didn’t hear a word she said. Funny.

Q: Is it just me, or is this blog entry going downhill fast?
A: I think we’re at the bottom.

Q: Are you going to post it anyway?
A: I guess. I haven’t posted anything in a long time, and this is better than nothing.